When my manager of 8 years retired I sent him off with my take on some of his favorite phrases.
2) Hey, crabby woman!
3) Finger on the sphincter (don't ask me to explain!)
4) Someone had their pee-pee slammed in a drawer!
5) Rode hard and put away wet.
6) Have you seen the latest deal on Travel Zoo?
7) X(He or She) is working without adult supervision.